Tonight’s visual menu…
A) chicken + cow
B) chicken + horse
C) cow + chicken
I know, with such a bounty of animal abominations to choose from, it’s hard to decide which one is truly the most abominable.
SIDE NOTE: I realize I could’ve gone with “fowl” instead of abominable there, but I gotta have some standards when it comes to puns. Mine are pretty low, mind you, but I mostly felt like it was important to show off my ability to use the dictionary… aaaaaand spellcheck.
Anyway, clearly I’m on some sort of animal melding kick and I‘m sorry to bring you guys down that rabbit hole with me, but here we are, holding hands, supporting each other, asking our eyeballs, “what the hell am I looking at?”, but it’s probably in all our best interests to not ask questions. Let’s power through till next Thursday… where we may or may not be revisiting this uncomfortable conversation again. Until then, sweet dreams.